Obama's secret affair with Beyonc

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By DYLAN BYERS |
2/10/14 11:51 AM EST

French media has been abuzz over a rumor, promulgated by French photographer Pascal Rostain, that The Washington Post is set to publish an expose on President Barack Obama's secret affair with Beyonce, the recording artist.

"You know, at this time, the United States, there is something big that is happening," Rostain told Le Figaro. "Besides, it'll go out tomorrow in the Washington Post, we can not say that it is the gutter press [reporting on an] alleged affair between President Barack Obama and Beyoncé. I can assure you that the world will talk about it. "

Cosmopolitan is already all over it. Alas, Washington Post spokesperson Kris Coratti tells us, "It is not true."

Why they cannot be content with their own affairs, as it were, is beyond us.

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